Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

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thefluffingtonpost:

Rabbit Sleeps Through Alarm, Misses Interview
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
His suit was pressed. His resume was printed. Gus the rabbit was going to ace that job interview - that is, if he had bothered to be awake for it.
"He slept right through his alarm," says Corey Bortnick, a friend. "You know that rabbit who was late for a very important date? Well this was just like that - except the date was an assistant management position at Target."
A notoriously heavy sleeper, Gus had unfortunately forgotten to turn up the volume on his iPhone alarm.
"He’d probably still be asleep if I hadn’t called him to ask how it went," says Bortnick. "I guess that’s what he gets for scheduling an interview for three in the afternoon."
At press time, Gus was looking into other options, which included a lower-paying retail position at H&M.
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thefluffingtonpost:

Rabbit Sleeps Through Alarm, Misses Interview

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

His suit was pressed. His resume was printed. Gus the rabbit was going to ace that job interview - that is, if he had bothered to be awake for it.

"He slept right through his alarm," says Corey Bortnick, a friend. "You know that rabbit who was late for a very important date? Well this was just like that - except the date was an assistant management position at Target."

A notoriously heavy sleeper, Gus had unfortunately forgotten to turn up the volume on his iPhone alarm.

"He’d probably still be asleep if I hadn’t called him to ask how it went," says Bortnick. "I guess that’s what he gets for scheduling an interview for three in the afternoon."

At press time, Gus was looking into other options, which included a lower-paying retail position at H&M.

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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snorlaxatives:

peanutbuttercupzz:

snorlaxatives:

anastaciaalexis:

snorlaxatives:

"freeze pops" "popsicle bags" what the hell is wrong with you people they are OTTER POPS

THEY ARE CALLED FREEZIES WHO ARE YOU.

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WHAT DO THESE SAY??????????? 

In Australia they’re called “Zooper Doopers”

honestly what the hell i don’t even think australians are real people 


verylittlebird:

finally

verylittlebird:

finally

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drunkblogging:

jewist:

Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill shelter alive. And please reblog this post to spread the word.

Here is a link to where you can donate:
http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/newton-county-dogs/208762

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND DONATE!!!

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  • donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  • shrek: get out me swamp!
  • donkey: aww :/


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n8yager:

Enoshima Aquarium [x]

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beggars-opera:

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

beggars-opera:

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

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